Changed my mind
A Montana Reject and Proud Raving Lunatic
Sometimes I get very discouraged. At those times, my battle with the forces of evil is fierce and from all outward appearances, the forces of evil have the advantage. Having said that though, it always seems like just when all seems lost, reinforcements arrive and my wagons surround the campfire and the renegades are forced to retreat with their tails between their legs.
So you see my life is a lot like a poorly scripted movie and the only thing that saves the day is the cast of characters. Depending on the plot, my part would be played by Robert Redford (when it is romantic), John Travolta (when it is dramatic or thought provoking), Richard Gere (when I am in my sexy hey let's dance mode), Robin Williams (when the plot is insane, yet comical), or Nathan Lane (when I need to show my feminine side), or Jack Nicholson (when the plot requires me to have a pre-frontal lobotomy).
Sometimes I think my life would make a great movie. That sounds kind of narcissistic, but it really isn't. Everyone on the face of the planet (no matter how dull they appear to be) has an Oscar caliber movie script in them about their life. The problem is, we consider our existences mundane, boring, or otherwise unworthy of mention. Kind of sad really ... I would love to tell you my story. What is more, I would LOVE to hear yours ... and don't leave out the juicy parts, the nudity, the sex-scenes ... nothing! I want to know the whole you!
Later
Sometimes I get very discouraged. At those times, my battle with the forces of evil is fierce and from all outward appearances, the forces of evil have the advantage. Having said that though, it always seems like just when all seems lost, reinforcements arrive and my wagons surround the campfire and the renegades are forced to retreat with their tails between their legs.
So you see my life is a lot like a poorly scripted movie and the only thing that saves the day is the cast of characters. Depending on the plot, my part would be played by Robert Redford (when it is romantic), John Travolta (when it is dramatic or thought provoking), Richard Gere (when I am in my sexy hey let's dance mode), Robin Williams (when the plot is insane, yet comical), or Nathan Lane (when I need to show my feminine side), or Jack Nicholson (when the plot requires me to have a pre-frontal lobotomy).
Sometimes I think my life would make a great movie. That sounds kind of narcissistic, but it really isn't. Everyone on the face of the planet (no matter how dull they appear to be) has an Oscar caliber movie script in them about their life. The problem is, we consider our existences mundane, boring, or otherwise unworthy of mention. Kind of sad really ... I would love to tell you my story. What is more, I would LOVE to hear yours ... and don't leave out the juicy parts, the nudity, the sex-scenes ... nothing! I want to know the whole you!
Later
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